Cheating on someone should be illegal.
How the fuck am I supposed to get through ten hours of work like this he’s fucking ruined everything!!!!
Not trying to make you feel worse, but have you ever thought that maybe this is karma for being such a douche sometimes?
This actually cheered me up thankyou
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED
episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)
episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar
episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love
episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous
episode 8: langoliers level 2
episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means
episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date
episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least