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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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killthefez:

"Okay, should we get some coffee?"

 

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better


I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.
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rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO
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apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

qamma:

This one time I read a passage from the bible backwards and a bird crashed through my window

That was a lie idk why I said that sorry jesus

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