Feeling sooo shitty

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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(via punkmonksteven)

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yinx:

june has had enough

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via trust)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via trust)

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

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