I want to look better plz
I ordered two pizzas, garlic bread, wedgies, and coke but the pizza guy delivered two of the wrong pizzas, chicken nuggets, garlic bread and diet coke. So I rung them up and they brought me the correct order and let me keep the wrong one!!! So I have 4 fucking pizzas, 2 fucking portions of garlic bread, one wedgies, one chicken nuggets and two drinks!!!! GOD HAS SHINED UPON ME THIS DAAAAY
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
It annoys me when people credit doctor who and supernatural for acting and cast and cinematography because I feel like not enough effort went into those shows. Everything about Lost was fucking magnificent and it was so well planned out and so clever and no one gives it enough fucking credit it really fucking irritates me!
I farted and my my mum was like ‘ugh what’s that smell’ so I blamed the dog and then she started laughing and admitted that it was her :))