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talizorah-vas-rannoch:

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

#the poison for kuzco kuzcos poison 
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basal:

Hiiii! I’m Nick, aka tumblr user basal. I’m really active on here and I have a queue running 24/7 so I’ll always be posting. I’m looking for new blogs to follow and queue. I really want to help my new followers out! If you message me a ‘<3’  here I will know that you’re from this post and I will help you get lots more followers! 


Ur a lil faggot SHUTUP who do you think u r? Fuckin jamjars or summin????? Get over yourself m88.

brokenbvcky:

ME AND MY GRANNY ARE SHARING A BED AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS ASLEEP BUT I JUST SNEEZED AND SHE WHISPERED bless you AND I NEARLY HAD A FUCKIN HEART ATTACK

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This has gone too fAr.

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via osslo)

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

(via kinggina)

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1am selfy
Australian dad: say g'day mate
Baby: g- g- g-
Australian dad: g'day mate
Baby: get out me car

notwosnowflakesarealike:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING! A theatre accidentally played Rise Of The Guardians instead of Guardians Of The Galaxy.

This has officially made my night. Oh my god.

(via punkmonksteven)

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I am disgusted yet flattered
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