Goin to get my iPhone !5s!!!

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theelementofsurprize:

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Less than 2 months away!!!

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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The woman one is dumb because no one says that.

(via rubyvengeance)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via hi)

officialunitedstates:

i hate the beach.  its just a bunch of tiny rocks getting washed around

Your a bunch of Tiny rocks gettin g washed around UUUUu

Having a well deserved poo

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I ask her to do something cool and she makes things awkward and cringey!!!

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via deffeater)

funkyc0bra:

yo so i heard you liked british people 

(Source: fear-the-eater-of-worlds, via deffeater)

I overslept for work and I rung my boss and she told me to come in as soon as possible and told me to cover up my spot lol

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