This is still my favourite!!
Have you ever laughed at yourself when your having a wank and your parents call u downstairs for.something and you shout ‘coming!!’ And ur just like ‘haha its funny cuz I literally am.cumming’
my attempt at being seductive eating an ice cream cone wearing only a towel
U make me feel sick and your nose ring is disgusting
My bedroom door is so fucked up I literally have to tape it back together three or four times a week
Need to clean my room for Christmas and my birthday but I have no tiiiiimmee
Only working 2 - 7 today so at least I get a few hours of time.to myself :)