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Jamie says he’s fat….
faggit-with-a-blog said:

fckin go for it lyke!

But it’s scary and long getting up there every morning !

westbor0baptistchurch:

In tha pussy like

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A customer at work offered me a job as a finance and money exchange assistant in canary wharf!!!!!

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'And blows him…'
→http://agentmapal.tumblr.com/post/100572436490/amuroumbra-kitfoxhawaii-do-not-let-one-bad

amuroumbra:

kitfoxhawaii:

Do not let one bad experience with a wimpy little douchebag ruin you for dating anyone else. That’s like accidentally eating a dog turd and deciding that you’ll never enjoy a good cheeseburger again.

I know it sucks to accidentally eat a dog turd, believe…

gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

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pheromonekvlt:

tyrushighdef:

We know what happened

Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

(Source: shalrath, via subexistence)

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