Goin to get my iPhone !5s!!!
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
The woman one is dumb because no one says that.
i hate the beach. its just a bunch of tiny rocks getting washed around
Your a bunch of Tiny rocks gettin g washed around UUUUu
Having a well deserved poo
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
yo so i heard you liked british people
I overslept for work and I rung my boss and she told me to come in as soon as possible and told me to cover up my spot lol